IQ Test

(Q1) SAY "BOAST" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "BOAST", NOW SAY COAST 5 TIMES, NOW
>SPELL "COAST"..... WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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ANSWER:- BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
QUESTION 2
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(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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ANSWER:- "WATER"
IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT
QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOU BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A
HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
! IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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ANSWER:- "GLASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO
QUESTION 4
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(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY
GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE LAST !
REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG
IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST
GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
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ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE
PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON
TO QUESTION 5
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(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN
HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL ! IN 1 HOUR?
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ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I
CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE
LAST QUESTION
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(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES)
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE
GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE
GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN
CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO
MILFORD
HAV! E BUS DEPOT.....
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE Of THE Q6