Friday, September 01, 2006

IQ Test

(Q1) SAY "BOAST" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "BOAST", NOW SAY COAST 5 TIMES, NOW
>SPELL "COAST"..... WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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ANSWER:- BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....
IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
QUESTION 2
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(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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ANSWER:- "WATER"
IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT
QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOU BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A
HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?
! IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF
BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE
OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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ANSWER:- "GLASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!
IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO
QUESTION 4
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(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY
GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE LAST !
REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT
UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG
IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST
GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE
SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
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ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE
SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE
PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON
TO QUESTION 5
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(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN
HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL ! IN 1 HOUR?
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ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I
CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, DO YOU
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?
IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE
LAST QUESTION
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(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES)
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE
GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE
GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN
CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO
MILFORD
HAV! E BUS DEPOT.....
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE Of THE Q6

Reservation

http://anjanaram.blogspot.com

Hai Anjana Ramamoorthy,
I saw ur blogspot page. There I found lot of thinks. I want to suggest something.
If there is no reservation how the bc,sc,st students will become a doctor or engineer. We need the social justice. Each and every person got the social justice. r u accept? In villages they don't have any facilities. I think u got school and college studies in Hyderabad. u r staying in a city. Then u may probably got education from ur age of 4. ok. But some bc, sc, st students don't have little food, cloths, drinking water. They are struggling for their day to day life. They have to bother about his family also. Because their family income is not suit for his studies.
come out from the metropolitan cities and see what are going on in every village students status. My father is a teacher. He used to offer some notes, dress, and stationeries to the poor students. He will not punish the student who comes without a mathematics note book to the class room. Because his/her family could not able to buy the mathematics note book.
Now I come to ur status. Your father must be a rich. Did u go to ur school without a book?. Probably u may forgotten and could go. But without money to buy a single note book and 79% of the students yet now come to school.
Think one thing, in ur class you may had a bc/sc/st student comes under the reservation. ok.

Didn’t he/she come with first mark?

He have the chance to get higher studies in a best (IIT/IIM) institution and he could customize himself with the situation and competition. Your article has some errors. You said no reservation in Higher education and Govt. offices. See some students came with the reservation could get higher marks compare with the open category students. What is ur answer for the above words. If u r saying still "no reservation", u have lot of caste problem or u didn't see the villages or village school.

In my class one boy takes the first mark 9.8 and he comes under the SC reservation. If there is no reservation he could not come to our best institution. But he could not speak English fluent. [Me too (hee..he..)]. So where is the wrong? That is in his schooling.
From ur contents u r appreciate and encourage the Strike. If there is a strike for improve the level, status, infrastructure, and so on, I could appreciate them.
You expect some quality from the reserved students. If they have a seat in a best institute they could get the quality. If they don't have reservation, how does u expect some quality?


You are eager to reserve seats for Physically Handicapped, those who have family constraints. I could see some kindness in ur heart. Without love we could not live. Love them. And say no to "no reservation"